Based on response from the Kumbaya and Gitterdun’s article from yesterday, I thought I would post a job description from the Gitterduns that you might enjoy. Have fun with it. Any resemblance to actual job offerings is purely coincidental.
“Job Posting
We are the largest and best provider of Gitterdun Sales and Services in the world. We bring exceeding industry experience to our market place and only work with other exceedingly successful companies. Yes…we’re that good and we know it!
- Be Part of the Winning Team. Join our business and you will have the opportunity to work with other performance oriented, takin’ names, butt kickin’ professionals in an ever-changing, fast paced, out of breath environment.
- Be Smarter and More Competitive. Work smarter and a whole lot more than the other guys…just grind them into the ground. As a result, you will go further, faster and the next 10 years will most likely be an absolute blur.
Qualifications
- College Educated (multiple degrees and certifications preferred)
- Driven, strong and superior motivation
- Breakthrough knowledge, confidence and work ethic accompanied by some nervous tension, angst and the jitters
- Unrivaled experience
- Top 5% performer in everything
Description
- Sale and Service your everliving backside off
- Network with everything that moves. If it breathes pounce on it.
- Competitive salary and performance based incentives
- Individual support and advocacy for the under-achievers which will include: Coaching, “the glare”, chastisement, censure and quite possibly some threats”
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